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I have no regrets that my birth happened three centuries after the curtain came down on the European Renaissance.

After all, it’s been my blessed fortune to have lived through the glorious age of Tamil cinema, from the early 1960s through 2012.

Tamil cinema has been unjustly vilified and much calumny heaped on it in many circles including most virulently by my bibulous predecessor, old SI.

But I consider the Tamil cinema industry no less than the Renaissance that flowered in Italy and then gloriously scattered its pollen across all Europe.

Isn’t Tamil cinema following a similar trajectory by starting small and slowly extending its reach, first to Bollywood and now to America. (Word has just reached me that Tamil star Kamal Haasan, who crunches into 10-roles like cotton candy, has been held hostage in Los Angeles by Hollywood stars besieging him for acting tips on managing a single role.)

Once the delight solely of those far-sighted, noble Tamils, films like Siruthai, Singham, Vinnaithanadi Varuvaayya, Paiyya etc are now the templates on which Bollywood learns the craft, makes its money and feeds its workers.

Rumors that script writers in Mumbai have been reduced to eating grass after Tamil films flew over the Bollywood ramparts and shattered its citadels are not unfounded.

How much longer before the dilettantes in Hollywood, the Scorseses, Coppolas, Nolans and Tarantinos, take notice of geniuses of Tamil filmdom and come calling on folded knees. And who more capable than that Ultimate of Stars, Thala to carry the Tamil banner into Hollywood

If the European Renaissance had its Benvenuto Cellini, Leonardo da Vinci and Michelangelo, Tamil film industry has the almighty Rajinikanth, legendary Thala (Ajith), exemplary Simbhu (son of the great artiste T.Rajendar), the nonpareil Khushboo, petite damsel Jyothika and the angelic Trisha Krishnan, whose extraordinary charms remain unmatched even by the combination of my late European inamoratas Ingrid Bergman and Audrey Hepburn.

It’s inconceivable we’re not living through the Golden Age of Tamil cinema.

Velaikkaran – What a Gem

Given my extraordinary passion for the wonder that is Tamil cinema, I never miss an opportunity to see Tamil films.

On TV, in theatres, on the iPad, on the Windows PC, on my iMac and occasionally even on the iPhone, Tamil films are the dependable solace in the autumn of this decrepit matriarch.

So last night, as is my wont before summoning the sleep gods, I was flipping through the Tamil lineup on movie channel Mela when I had the immense good luck to stumble upon a gem called Velaikkaran featuring Rajinikanth.

Released to a eager audience in 1987, Velaikkaran (a Tamil word meaning lowly servant) had me reeling in a swoon, sent me into an ecstasy and caused body fluids to escape my various pores.

I was thirsty but heedlessly let my throat remain parched, nature called insistently but I resisted resolutely, the phone rang frequently but I summarily pushed it to my voice mail.

Nothing, nothing would interrupt my unalloyed enjoyment of this 25-year-old tour de force.

Incredible acting mated with a gripping story and melodious songs coupled with graceful dancing to produce an extravaganza for the eyes, ears and for all the senses.

No number of thank-yous to director S.P.Muthuraman will suffice for the timeless work of art he has painted on the screen to the frenzied delight of countless, grateful fans stretching many decades.

Picture Perfect

I will not bear the reproaches of posterity for spoiling your enjoyment of this masterpiece by revealing the story in its entirety.

But this I will not hesitate to say – Velaikkaran’s story is an unparalleled amalgam of sacrifice, devotion, love, courage, comedy, tragedy and duty triumphing over evil, greed and cruelty, and picture perfect in every respect.

Just a few minutes into the the movie, we see 37-year-old Rajinikanth playing as an equal with a bunch of eight-year-old kids in a rustic, sylvan setting. As my eyes fell on the beauty of the village, I told myself, Surely, this must be what Eden looks like.

Soon, at the behest of his grandfather, Rajinikanth’s character Raghupathy leaves for the big city (Chennai, of course) to earn a livelihood. Voila, he quickly lands a job as bellboy at a 5-star hotel.

It’s to the credit of Tamil Nadu and the sweet waters of the Cauvery that grandfathers in the state drink that they look not a day older than their grandsons.

No sooner does our Superstar’s character Raghupathy arrive in Chennai than the tremors start and destinies of some key people living there begin to be changed.

Of course, changing destinies, off-screen and on-screen, has been Rajinikanth’s metier since he so kindly made this planet his home.

In short order, the traitorous hotel manager and his evil father, the hotel housekeeping manager (Amala), hotel owner Raj Kumar and his mother Savithri (K.R.Vijaya) and dozens of bad characters, all have their destinies indelibly altered by Raghupathy.

The elan with which Rajinikanth walks, talks, fights, makes ‘wide’ eyes at the beautiful babe Amala and, above all, the way he fires off English is so rare to behold that it makes the Halley’s Comet seem like a frequent visitor.

And how wonderfully does Raghupathy turn the commonplace bicycle into a weapon of mass destruction in the fight scene when he rescues his Mudarali (employer) from the gang of hoodlums.

It’s to the credit of the film’s producer K.Balachandar that he paired 37-year-old Rajinikanth with 18-year-old Amala.

What’s a 19-year difference when your soul-mate is God! By the way, the sight of Rajikanth’s Raghupathy staring wide-eyed at the lissome Amala is one for the ages.

Music for the Gods

When Amala’s character ‘sings’ Vaa vaa vaa on the snow-capped peaks of Kashmir accompanied by Rajinikanth dancing a la the majestic ballet dancer Rudolf Nureyev, so enchanting was the scene that it seemed like the duo added an extra chapter to the form of dance itself.

Behold the grace in their steps in the below video. Who can hold a candle for this timeless dance.

Mock me all you want you but I have no embarrassment in admitting that I wept after listening to Thottathullai Pathikatti.

Insensitive ears only hear the sounds of music in this song but to yours truly this song and the magnificent accompanying dance represents the eternal essence of the Tamil soul.

Watch how beautifully the extras sway their hips to the song below.

If you want to know what a young White girl is doing suddenly in the middle of the song, well, they call that racial integration in America, my dears.

Other Attractions

Sarath Babu has delighted audiences in Mullum Malarum, Muthu and dozens of other fine movies, often playing second fiddle to Rajinikanth.

But his second fiddle as the hotel magnate to Rajini’s servant in Velaikkaran leaves all his other second fiddles in the dust, makes ‘em seem like, well, fourth fiddles.

In a scene that would have Karl Marx spinning in his grave over the fatal blow to his life’s work on class conflict, hotel magnate Rajkumar befriends the servant Raghupathy as the latter is about to return to his village, pleads with him to stay and insists there are no distinctions between them. Stick it up, Marx.

Eschewing her trademark smiles, Tamil Nadu’s Queen of Smiles Punnagai Arasi K.R.Vijaya dons the role of a mother who forsakes her own son to care for the son of her late husband’s employer to keep a promise.

Motherhood redefined, as only a devoted Tamil widow can.

Amala’s character is a woman of many-talents, as only a Tamil woman can be. An able manager at the hotel, devoted caretaker of her blind brother, passionate lover and ferocious fighter.

After seeing her pummel the villains toward the end of the movie, I quickly sent a text message to Nagarjuna urging caution. After all, it’s still not clear, even to Telugus after all these years, whether Nagarjuna is playing the hero or villain in his movies.

Truth be said, I learned more about photography watching Senthil’s antics with the camera than I did in all these years with my point-and-shoots, SLRs and DSLRS. Senthil plays a photographer and Rajinikanth’s buddy in this gem.

To recount the many merits of Velaikkaran, its splendid photography, its moral message, the two villains, the classic humor, the item dancer/crooner Pallavi, etc would require more storage, higher memory and greater bandwidth than this server can support.

And so not without regret I stop my ode to Velaikkaran but not before heartily recommending this rara avis to you all.

Watching Velaikkaran was a turning point in my life vis-a-vis Tamil movies and I promise it’ll be the same for you too.

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I am a barber by profession, murderer by accident, and today a human because of you.
- A repentant Vidyasagar (Rajinikanth) to Archana (Sridevi) in the Tamil film Johnny (1980)

Considering the abysmal quality of most Tamil movies that are made by schmucks for schmucks, the over three-decades-old Johnny is a darn good film.

And the credit in our not so humble opinion ought to go first to director Mahendran, second to music director Ilayaraja and finally to the Rajinikanths (yes, there are two).

Such is the appeal of the film that 32 years after its debut, some SI blog readers still hanker for the Johnny review.

Fine Music

An embarras de richesse, surely Johnny’s melodious songs will continue to be hummed and listened to long after the key people involved with the movie cease to walk the earth.

We enjoyed all five songs in the film but the tribal dance-song Aasaya Kaathula Thoodi Vittu is the one that gave us the most intense orgasm.

Fired our rocket straight into the stratosphere, this song.

Besides the infinite charm of its music, the picturization and dance too were decent in the Aasaya Kaathula Thoodi Vittu number.

Far too often, even pleasing Tamil songs are badly let down by the crude picturization.

And ever so frequently, graceless apes in human garb with monikers like Jyothika, Trisha and Nayantara make a mockery of the dance form.

Thank God in this instance, the picturization featuring a dance by Subhashini and others in a misty/smoky haze did justice to the music.

Subhashini, by the way, is the less-known sister of yesteryear famous Telugu actress and present-day Congress politician Jayasudha.

We don’t know about you philistines but we can’t get enough of Aasaya Kaathula Thoodi Vitta or the wide-eyed Subhashini (now the plump mother of failed starlet Pooja).

Enn Vanilae is almost as pleasing, except that it has no picturization worth speaking of.

Just Sridevi playing the piano, surrounded by flowers and Rajini listening raptly.

A hauntingly beautiful melody, Enn Vanilae is perhaps one of the finest works of Ilayaraja.

Here, give your ears a treat by clicking on the below image.

In any case, by spending time poring over the review of a three-decades-old Tamil movie you’ve already shown that you are an unproductive putzhead with lots of free time on your hands.

So what’s an extra three minutes!   ;)

If you’re looking for a peppy number to rock your cojones, there’s the funny Senorita, I Love You…You Love Me.

This song features the Vidyasagar version of Rajinikanth and the sexy siren from Kerala Deepa aka Unni Mary.

Alas, the picturization is below par.

Story

Johnny’s story is nothing to get too excited about.

We have two Rajinikanths.

The first Rajinikanth is a bespectacled, pipe-smoking barber Vidyasagar who works only by appointment.

The second is the film’s eponymous Johnny, a criminal given to robbing and duping people to settle his father’s debts.

We don’t know much about the backgrounds of the two key characters except that the second is the illegitimate son of a Zamindar (a village landlord).

Given Johnny’s criminal activities it’s not surprising that before long the police is after both Rajinikanths. The barber is under suspicion because the police is unaware, at least initially, that there are two people with similar looks.

Sridevi, who gained fame in the 70s and 80s and the sobriquet Ms.Thunder Thighs, for lavish display of her plump thighs to compensate for lack of looks or acting talent, plays Archana, a famous singer.

Whether Johnny is merely besotted with Archana’s mellifluous voice or the lady herself is not clear.

Deepa is cast opposite the barber and plays a poor maid.

Her character Bhama lends a comic touch by always aspiring for something better, be it sarees or men.

Suruli Rajan, the popular comedian of  the 70s era Tamil films, is Johnny’s side-kick.

Two Rajinikanths

99.99% of Indian movies are male-centric and Johnny is no different.

One or the other Rajinikanth is always on the screen.

Unlike present-day Rajinikanth films where he’s often cast in super-hero roles to pander to his superstar image, both Rajinikanths in Johnny play down-to-earth characters.

Hell, the two Rajinikanths in Johnny are seen getting tired after running just a few hundred meters.

Au contraire, today’s Rajinikanth wouldn’t take an extra breath even after vanquishing an entire police force or the military (remember Enthiran?).

While he most certainly doesn’t set the screen on fire with his acting, Rajini is adequate in both roles.

Just when you thought the story is heading into boring territory, Mahendran provides a good twist jolting us.

Besides direction, Mahendran is also responsible for the dialogs and direction.

It’s a shame that Mahendran has been inactive for a long time, thereby allowing the rise of buffoons like A.R.Murugadoss, Venkat Prabhu and Korangusamy oops Linguswamy.

If you ask us, we found the barber Rajinikanth the more interesting of the two.

Shortcomings

Frequent use of slow-motion photography to show Rajinikanth leaping and running betrays a lack of imagination and conveys very little of whatever was intended.

How is it that the two Rajinikanths look so similar. Except for his eyeglasses, hairstyle and mustache, the barber Vidyasagar looks the same as Johnny.

Unfortunately, Sridevi is covered up demurely all the time.

Not giving us even a short glimpse of her luscious ‘thunder-thighs’ was nothing short of treachery on Mahendran’s part.

Of well, at least we got to see her made-for-blowing mouth. ;)

Johnny – SI Recommendation

Deepa looks her sexciting best.

Apparently, the seductive babe is now into evangelical stuff after a decade of dick-raising work in Malayalam and Tamil films. Lucky Jesus!

North America’s best Indian blog SearchIndia.com recommends Johnny.

We bet our last Nickel you’ll be wowed by the music as much as we were.

You can stream Johnny for free on your big-screen TV via the BollyVerse channel on Roku.

Caveat: There are some issues with the picture quality. For about five minutes in the middle of the film, the screen went blank. God knows what we missed!

Read SI’s Other Tamil Movie Reviews:
Mullum Malarum – Rajini Could Act, Once

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By SI Commenter Mnx542

Watched Dhoni today in Chennai.

Sad to see that including me, there were only about 30 people in the theater with a capacity of over 310.

I was a bit doubtful about how the movie would turn out to be but all my doubts vanished as the movie started playing.

A very good movie, I must say.

Dhoni – Off the Beaten Track

For starters, it ain’t a love story and it ain’t your run of the mill, cliche-ridden Tamil movie.

Dhoni is also not just about the relationship between a father and son.

Dhoni is about how parents put a lot of mental pressure on their children without even taking an iota of effort to understand what their child’s true interests are.

Every parent drives his child to study harder and harder, score above 90%, pursue a course which THEY want their child to do etc, while not even caring about what the child really wants to do, what his talents are and all that.

All they want is for their child to study, and study hard, thereby putting a lot of mental stress on their child’s mind, ultimately resulting in many student suicides (There have been many incidents in India about students committing suicide because they can’t handle the pressure).

Among those parents is Subramaniam (Prakash Raj), a middle-class widower with two children, a 14 year old boy named Karthick and his younger sister Kaveri.

Subramaniam is a government servant but his income is insufficient to run the family and support his children’s education. Thus, he often borrows money from a loan shark Ghani.

Like all parents, Subramaniam wants both his children to study well and enrolls them in one of the best schools in the city. He wants his son Karthick to pursue MBA and get into a respectable job.

But for Karthick, cricket means life.

M.S. Dhoni is his inspiration and he aspires to become a great cricketer like MSD. His passion for cricket is so high that he doesn’t hesitate to even skip classes to attend cricket coaching, even as his exams are nearing.

The movie nicely touches upon how Subramaniam toils hard to make ends meet and how much he gets frustrated when his son doesn’t pay heed to his advice and continues to focus only on cricket while completely ignoring his studies.

With the loan shark Ghani constantly pursuing him in order to get back the loan with interest, Karthick’s school principal complaining to him that his son is useless, his daughter coming of age (In Tamil Nadu, normally there is function of some sort conducted to mark the event.. even for this, he had to borrow a lot of money), his son not even showing an inch of interest in studies with his exams nearing, Subbu finally reaches his breaking point.

In a fit of rage, he breaks Karthick’s cricket bat and angrily pushes him away, which results in Karthick being severely injured on the head and slipping into a coma.

What happens next forms the rest of Dhoni’s story.

Prakash Raj Shines

Prakash Raj dazzles in the role of the father, struggling hard to make ends meet. In each and every scene, he brings tons of life to the character of Subramaniam.

No words to describe his wonderful performance.

In my opinion, this is his career-best. It was a joy to watch him on the screen.

I liked Radhika Apte as Nalini too.

She looked pretty and did a nice job in the acting department.

As for the boy who plays Karthick, he’s OK. He literally has nothing to do in the second half, as he lies in a coma till the end.

Now for the Music

The songs are nice but not the best of IR.

Thaavi Thaavi pogum was my favorite closely followed by Vilayaata Padagotty (whatever that means).

A pleasant revelation is that the picturization of all the songs were decent.

No silly dances, no globe-trotting to foreign locations.

A welcome relief.

Minor Flaws

The positives aside, like all other Tamil movies, Dhoni is not without flaws.

But to me, those flaws were minor and didn’t bother me much. The movie has a few far-fetched scenes but it wasn’t a deterrent as Prakash Raj’s wonderful performance made me forget everything.

The movie also turns preachy at times.

Dhoni – Go for It

I strongly recommend the movie to everyone, especially parents.

This will probably be an eye-opener to parents who put undue pressure into their child’s minds.

Btw, Dhoni is Prakash Raj’s debut directorial venture in Tamil.

I’m impressed. He’s also the producer and screenplay writer.

Well, this is one man who knows his job.

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Some Indian startups get off on a wrong footing with customers even before their commercial launch.

Take for example Mela.

An online Indian movie and TV services provider to desis in the U.S., Mela is supposed to roll out its paid Indian movie service on February 1.

But even before the launch the fledgling has started earning the ill-will of customers through double billing and early billing problems, iPad issues and inadequate customer service.

With offices in California and Bangalore, Mela offers customers Hindi, Tamil, Telugu, Punjabi, Marathi and Bengali movies online via the Roku box or on the iPad and live Indian TV channels through its set-top box.

Mela Movies

Here are some issues we encountered with the Mela movie service.

Billing Problems

* Billing is supposed to start only on Feb 1 since the service is free through January 31 (that is today). But it seems the company got itchy to see some dollars and billed customers a couple of days before the free trial expired. Such cheap practices leave a nasty taste in the mouth.

* As if early billing was not bad enough, Mela compounded the problem through double billing. To make matters worse, the company did not care to proactively address the issue and waited for customers to complain. Mela blames the double billing on technical glitches and promises to ‘fix it’ within two days.

Given these billing snafus, we were not in the least surprised to receive a call from Citibank’s early fraud detection department a little while ago to warn us about the $4.99 charge on our card.

iPad Issues

Besides the billing issues, Mela customers are also grappling with problems on the iPad. Continue reading »

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With Vettai, Kollywood director N.Linguswamy has turned the Pongal celebrations into a huge funeral ceremony for 60 million Tamils

Across Tamil Nadu today, the depressing sounds of a dirge fill the air and wailing Tamil movie fans everywhere beat their chests in agony.

Folks, one pallbearer and one pallbearer alone is responsible for ruining the happiness of Tamils this Pongal.

And that Satan goes by the name of Linguswamy.

Vettai – Outrage Against Tamils

Like the villain Annachi who tries to rape Amala Paul’s character Jayanti by stripping her saree, Linguswamy today outraged the modesty of millions of Tamils with this apotheosis of trash aka Vettai.

If you haven’t guessed by now, Linguswamy is the irresponsible bloke behind the story, screenplay and direction of Vettai.

Vettai (Arya, Madhavan, Sameera Reddy, Amala Paul) had no reason to be made except that Lingusawamy felt a violent impulse that he just had to take out on the hapless Tamils.

At 2 hours and 43-minutes, Vettai is too long by, ahem, 2 hours and 43-minutes.

Endless Nonsense

There’s no end to the parade of nonsense in Vettai.

We suspect Linguswamy had some beef against Thoothukudi (where this ghastly movie is set) considering all he does to malign the city so thoroughly.

* In Thoothukudi, girls wear blouses that are as narrow in the back as a bra strap.

* In Thoothukudi, police inspectors are pansies, effeminate cowards.

* In Thoothukudi, the bad guys burn people in front of the police station while the police inspector Thirumurthi (Madhavan) and his underlings cower in fear inside. As if that were not bad enough the thugs then enter the police station, have tea and warn the trembling cops to register the brutal murder as a suicide.

* In Thoothukudi, the police inspector’s younger brother Gurumurthi (Arya) has a full time job – beating up and nabbing the bad guys for his cowardly elder brother.

* In Thoothukudi, the police inspector’s younger brother turns into a policeman and ‘starts training after being in service,’ as we are told at the end.

* In Thoothukudi, the bad guys slash the throat of a policeman’s school-going daughter on a busy road as the cop watches mutely.

* In Thoothukudi, the cowardly police inspector turns into a super police inspector after watching his younger brother being beaten by the bad guys.

* In Thoothukudi, we have a deadly combination of Baghdad, Bogota and Kabul and a reign of terror unmatched even by the Taliban.

In Thoothukudi, it seems that there’s no end to the rain of nonsense.

What a shame that Linguswamy has turned the fine city of Thoothukudi into ….. ;)

Vettai – Ridiculous Story

If you still insist on knowing the asinine story, it’s about two rival thugs Annachi and Maari terrorizing Thoothukudi, as they go around beating, butchering and burning people in broad daylight. Continue reading »

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For anyone who’s lived in Tamil Nadu in the 1970s, K.J.Yesudas’ Deivam Thantha Veedu must surely rank as the Keralite singer’s greatest song ever.

There was no way you could miss the song for it was constantly blaring forth from some loudspeaker (public address system) or the other.

The lovely song is from Tamil director K.Balachandar’s famous film Aval Oru Thodar Kathai (Kamal Haasan, Phataphat Jayalaxmi, Jaiganesh, Sujatha, Sripriya).

If you understand Tamil, you’ll realize the song has profound meaning!

A haunting melody, the song penetrates to the core of the soul.

The Telugu version of the song is Devude Ichchaadu Veedhi Okati and the film is Anthuleni Katha (Rajinikanth, Jaya Prada).

No, we haven’t watched the Tamil film although we’ve heard so much of it.

We’re completely sloshed right now on a surfeit of Gilbey’s Gin and Ginger Ale but if we recollect right, there used to be even a Yesudas commercial based on the song.

Was it Vicks Action 500?

Another nice song from the same film is Adi Ennadi Ulagam by L.R.Eswari.

A peppy number for the 1970s, Adi Ennadi Ulagam was way ahead of its times

A lovely song interspersed with the ejaculation ‘Phataphat” (another of life’s tragedies involving the famous Tamil actress)!

Those who’re familiar with L.R.Eswari know that she used to specialize in these ‘fast’ songs.

Another easily recognizable song from the film is Kadavul Amaithu Vaitha.

This song too used to be blasted from loudspeakers in Tamil Nadu all the time in  the ’70s.

Now, if you schmucks are curious, our other favorite Yesudas song is Meenkodi Theril Manmatha Rajan from the movie Karumbu Vil. We purchased this song from Apple iTunes and listen to it all the time.

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(Courtesy: Sonny Chatrath)

If you still haven’t heard of the phenomenon that’s Rajinikanth, you’re likely an alien or a retard.

Here are a few pointers to Rajinikanth’s fame:

1. If Rajinikanth were to be shot today, tomorrow would be the bullet’s funeral

2. Rajinikanth killed a terrorist in Pakistan via Bluetooth.

3. When Rajinikanth was a student, teachers used to bunk classes.

4. Rajinikanth knows who let the dogs out.

5. Rajinikanth’s pulse is measured in Richter Scale.

6. The new rupee symbol is actually Rajinikanth’s signatures.

7. When God watched the movie Endhiran/Robot, he said, Oh my Rajinikanth!

8. Rajinikanth participated in a 100 meter dash, and Einstein died watching that ’cause light came in second.

9. Intel’s new commercial, Rajinikanth Inside.

10. Rajinikanth eats noodles with Lord Shiva’s Trishul.

11. Rajinikanth can make his wife admit her mistakes.
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12. Rajinikanth can make even a sick-looking son-in-law appear on YouTube 30 million times.

13. God is in charge of Heaven only when Rajinikanth goes into hibernation.

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Rajinikanth vs King Cobra & Other Facts of Life

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Tamil movie fans the world over are waiting with bated breath.

The big question today for millions of Tamil film buffs is what technique Vikram will choose to end it all after his public shaming.

Will it be a long rope, a .32 caliber revolver, a sharp knife, a straight dive into the Cooum, an ‘encounter,’ a crucification, a walk into the deep sea or, like Cleopatra, will Vikram put an asp to his body? ;)

Vikram’s Shame

Tamil movie fans have collectively extended their middle finger to Vikram’s latest crapshow Rajapattai at the UK box office.

Folks, the disgustingly bad Rajapattai is a disaster of epic proportions at the box office in the opening weekend.

Even that podi paiyya (kid) Karthik’s Paiyya did better at the UK box office.

Rajapattai, which released on 16 screens, could manage a pitifully low total gross of just £17,528.

Average gross per screen for Rajapattai worked out to a miserably low £1,096.

By the way, Vikram’s previous movie Deiva Thirumagal, whose plot was stolen from the Hollywood film I am Sam, too did not fare well at the box office.

This suggests that Vikram’s star is waning and he’s no longer a safe bet for producers, distributors, exhibitors and, of course, Tamil movie fans.

Here’s how badly Rajapattai fared at the UK box office compared to a few prominent Kollywood films:

Rajapattai UK Box Office Report

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Rajapattai BO – How Will Vikram End it All?

Tamil film star Vikram’s new movie Rajapattai is the latest infantile nonsense to emerge out of Kollywood.

Rajapattai has nothing going for it.

Zip. Zilch. Zero.

Bizarre Story

Sickles fly every three minutes, an old man in his 80s eagerly gives lessons to young men in the art of wooing girls, land is grabbed morning, evening and night, the heroine looks like she drifted out of a retard home when the security guard was AWOL on a tea break, the hero makes the Terminator look like a wimp and the arch villain has the rather incongruous name of Akka (elder sister).

We swear on Vikram that we’re not making up any of the above.

Insane as it might seem, they constitute the central elements of Rajapattai.

Truth be said, insanity is the leitmotif of the film.

Folks, the story credited to a weirdo named Seenu is insufferable.

It’s with difficulty we restrained ourselves from plucking out the few hair left on our body as the movie progressed. By the way, this bozo Seenu is also co-director (along with Suseenthiran) of this train wreck of a movie.

It’s not merely the hopelessly written story and screenplay (by Suseenthiran) that gave us grief.

The music is harsh on the ears, the acting of the heroine is hopeless, the villain Akka sports a constipated look throughout the film, the fights are comical and the overall effect at the end was sheer disbelief.

Yes, utter disbelief that movies made in 2011 can be this bad!

Not Landgrab but Moneygrab

The movie’s central theme of land-grabbing by politicians is a topical subject in the South Indian state of Tamil Nadu.

After all, several DMK politicians have been arrested in the last few months for allegedly snatching the land of lesser humans for a pittance.

But the important subject is handled so maladroitly that it seemed to us land grab was just a fig-leaf for the film makers’ real goal of grabbing the money in the audience’s pockets.

Vikram Kennedy plays Anal Murugan, a young man struggling to make a career in films as a villain.

But the movie aspirations of Anal Murugan soon recedes into the background after he saves an old man (K.Vishwanath) from henchmen hired by his son to grab prime land on which an orphanage stands.

How Anal Murugan defeats the villain-politician Akka’s machinations, beats up scores of bad guys in fight after fight, successfully woos a pretty girl and ultimately restores the orphanage to the good guys forms the rest of this silly, amateurish exercise.

What prompted the respected Telugu director K.Vishwanath, who’s directed gems such as Sankarabharanam, Saagara Sangamam and Swathi Muthyam, to associate himself with such offal as Rajapattai is a mystery only the old man can address.

Vikram Falls So Low

There’s no question that Vikram Kennedy has turned into a mercenary and a Judas who’ll lend his name to any trashy movie for the sake of a few silver coins.

The audience and his fans be damned.

Vikram’s last movie Deiva Thirumagal was outright theft of the Hollywood film I am Sam.

Rajapattai is, of course, original. Hey, a Tamil movie this bad can only be an original. ;)

Guys, don’t fall for the hype about all the different getups Vikram dons in the movie. The whole effect of that exercise was nothing short of ugly and silly.

Overall, Vikram leaves no positive mark on the film.

What about Deeksha Seth?

Pretty face Deeksha Seth can’t act.

The girl wouldn’t recognize acting if it whacked her on the face.

Lack of acting talent, of course, makes her an ideal candidate for a Tamil movie.

Like so many Tamil heroines (Shriya Saran, Reema Sen, Richa Gangopadhyay, Sonia Aggarwal. Jyothika, Nagma, Simran etc), Deeksha Seth too is a North Indian who’s strayed into Tamil films with the utmost confidence that moviegoers in the state will accept any trash as long as the girl has a fair complexion and is willing to show skin.

Predictably, the first appearance of Deeksha’s character in the movie is under a shower!

Music – Sheer Torture

Every song in the film starting with the first one Podi Paiyyan Polave to Paniye Panipoove and the final Laddu Laddu number during the end credits featuring (Vikram, Shriya Saran and Reema Sen) is so horrible that they beggar belief.

No one can claim that this trash is music with a straight face.

As for the picturization of the songs, they’re of a piece with the rest of this nonsense.

Poor Response to Rajapattai

At a theater on the East Coast in the U.S., there were only about 35 people.

The audience didn’t seem enthused with the movie.

During the interval, we could hear folks sneering at the movie.

Well, who can blame them!

SearchIndia.com Rating

Unless you have a desperate craving to squander your time and money on trash, stay far away from Rajapattai.

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The UK box office numbers for the Diwali Tamil release are out.

And Vijay’s trash Velayudham has edged out Surya’s garbage 7Aum Arivu.

That both junk grossed over £100,000 is ample evidence that Tamils are stupid f*cks whether they live in Tamil Nadu or UK.

Velayudham and 7Aum Arivu Box Office Report

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