Vedam Review – Second Half Salvages Film

Thank God for the second half when the tempo picks up considerably from a sedate first half. Otherwise, Vedam would have been yet another crappy, boring Telugu film unwatchable by humans. Eschewing the familiar and insane claptrap of asinine youthful romances, Vedam trots down a different path with its five different stories. Of course, the […]

Vedam First Half – Boring Shit

9.35PM Intermission time. Boring shit. Boring. Five different stories. They haven’t intersected yet. Presumably, they will now that all the characters are in Hyderabad. Allu Arjun – nothing extraordinary. Anushka as the whore Saroja is alright.

Prasthanam Review – OMG, A Classy Telugu Movie!

(for SI blog reader Araj) Classy Telugu film? Ha ha ha. 😆 Now, now, don’t laugh, Schmucks. A classy Telugu film is not a contradiction in terms though many of you may have been conditioned to think so by seeing the likes of Allu Arjun, Nagarjuna, Jagapati Babu et al making asses of themselves and […]

Darling Review – Garbage, Redux

Darling kadhu, Parama Daridram idhi (horrible nonsense). Let the word go forth from this time and place, to friend and foe alike, that the stinking garbage torch has been passed in Tollywood to a new Telugu movie Darling,  conceived in Hyderabad, midwifed in Switzerland and killed aborted in Araku. (Thank you, JFK) Folks, there’s absolutely […]

Movie Critics Pee on Allu Arjun’s Varudu

Telugu film actor star Allu Arjun woke up this morning to find pee flowing all over his face. No comprende? You see, Allu Arjun’s latest crap-show Varudu is at the receiving end of critics’ ire. Here’s what a sample of Indian movie critics had to say on Varudu (sure, some of them do note some […]