Varudu Review – Mind-blowing Garbage

The sheer effrontery of the buffoons. To put out trash like Varudu and then to dare call it a movie is but a sign of the metastasizing malignancy eating away at the innards of Telugu movies. What were the clowns thinking, if these Tollywood simians are even capable of such hard tasks. Stupid Shit In […]

Varudu – First Half Pure Junk

Thank God for the intermission (9.44PM ET now). The movie is rubbish so far. Given all that we have seen so far, we are not optimistic that the second half will be any different. Unbelievable that they still make such drivel. Related Stories: Varudu Review – Mind-blowing Garbage Arya 2 Review – A Back-Alley Abortion

Help, We’re Watching Varudu; Wish Us Luck

What’s wrong with us? Seriously, there must be something awfully wrong. You don’t think anything’s wrong with us? Well, how do you explain the fact that we are sitting in the cinema hall for the 8.15PM ET premiere show of Varudu waiting for the movie to start. Did we not get punished enough with Arya […]

Aithe Review – Not Bad for a Telugu Film

(For SI blog readers Twig, Supergirl and GaneshKumar) By the abysmal or non-existent standards of Telugu films, Aithe (2003) is a decent movie. Truth be said, it’s hard to believe those unschooled Tollywood louts made this film. Whether this movie is just an aberration, the side-effect of a solar eclipse or a radiation leak, we’d […]

Leader Review – Hang the Swines

In the most high and palmy state of Rome, A little ere the mightiest Julius fell, The graves stood tenantless and the sheeted dead Did squeak and glibber in the Roman streets; – Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 1 If the Indian penal code contained a provision for stringing up rotten film-makers and their stars, Leader […]

Watching Sekhar Kammula’s Leader

We must be gluttons for punishment. Sekhar Kammula’s Godavari and Happy Days were junk. Still, here we are waiting for Telugu Movie Leader written and directed by this Sekhar Kammula to start. Perhaps, we have a masochistic gene. Wateva. Leader features Rana Daggubati, Priya Anand, Richa Gangopadhyay, Tanikella Bharani, Sushasini and Kota Srinivasaa Rao. Music […]