Let Me Out, Cries Michigan Telugu Savage

Telugu butcher Lakshminivasarao Nerusu (of Novi, Michigan) is unhappy about the June 12, 2014 jury verdict that declared him guilty. Who can blame the man condemned to rot in a tiny cell in Michigan. After all, Nerusu got life in prison without parole for butchering his wife and two young children. So Nerusu has now […]

Part 2 of Epic Telugu Bidda Yandamuri Crime Drama Starts Sep 15

Update: OMG! Telugu Bidda Yandamuri Trial Cancelled When it comes to Telugu crime dramas in America, it’s an embarras de choix. Balaji of the Seven Hills so loves his Andhroid flock that he’s simulcasting multiple Telugu bidda reality crime dramas in America. U.S. Telugu reality crime shows typically feature biddas stabbing, shooting, strangling, kidnapping, robbing, […]

Nadella’s Gift to India – No Surface Pro 3

Maybe Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella is not so dumb after all. The Telugu bidda knows in his heart that Indians are a value conscious bunch who will not squander $1,500-$2,500 on buying a piece of tablet junk like Surface Pro 3 that pretends to be a laptop. So Nadella did the right thing – Ignored […]

November Man – My Favorite Indian Action Film

All your friends try to kill you? – Alice Fournier (Olga Kurylenko) Eventually. – The November Man (Pierce Brosnan) Source – The November Man I rubbed my eyes in disbelief during the closing credits of the new Hollywood spy thriller November Man. Names like Sriram Das, Raj Brinder Singh, Vishal Rungta, Ankur Rungta whizzed by. […]

Classless Chutiyas Snub Mardaani

No one has ever accused Indians (be they in Mera Bharat Mahaan or in Amreeka) of possessing even a semblance of class. As I’ve said often, the essence of Indians is their Chutiyaness. Nowhere is the Indian Chutiyaness more evident than in their unbounded love for trashy Bollywood movies. Trashier the Indian movie the bigger […]

$33 Mobile Phone – Trigger for a Revolution?

Is this the beginning of the end for feature phones in India? Unlike mature Western markets, the Indian mobile phone market is still dominated by feature phones (they account for 78% of all cell phones sold in the country). But for millions of poor Indians yoked to antiquated feature phones because a smartphone happens to […]

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