Chutiya programmers a.k.a. Indian coders are all over the place. From Hicksville in New York to Sunnyvale in California to Geneva in Switzerland, I’ve spotted Indian code monkeys in buses, trains, Indian restaurants, parks, office towers and tourist attractions. With all these tens of thousands of Chutiyas strutting around and poring endlessly over their computers, […]
Bowing to alleged baby killer Raghunandan Yandamuri’s requests for DNA and forensic tests, Montgomery County Judge Steve T. O’Neill ruled on July 24, 2014 agreeing to the DNA tests. It’s not clear if the DNA tests permitted by Judge O’Neill also includes the forensic exams sought by Yandamuri. Telugu bidda Raghunandan Yandamuri is on trial […]
Well, to be precise Preet Bharara did not compare Rikers Island prison in NYC with India’s notorious prisons. But in condemning alarming levels of violence against adolescents held at Rikers Island correctional facility, Bharara may have discovered that Rikers Island is as bad as hell-hole prisons in his native India where horrific ill-treatment of inmates […]
While Indians, both natives and diaspora, are quick to pat themselves in the back that there’s no place like Mera Bharat Mahaan, the country and its people have rarely evoked good feelings among foreigners. Here are a few notable foreigners and their views on India: Babar (founder of Mughal empire) Hindustan is a country of […]
I’ve started drinking again (I swear on Swaminarayan, Jesus & Balaji). My health be damned! Remember those hot U.S. desi babes Ankita and Madhuri with their crazy cockamamie idea about an Indian mealkit service Saffron Fix (they ship you the spices and vegetables and you do the cooking and cleaning). Saffron Fix debuted on the crowdfunding […]
So you want to make sense of the impossible to understand India? Here watch this classic Bollywood song Ek Do Teen (sung by Alka Yagnik). In the 1980s, Ek Do Teen had every Indian on his/her/Its feet. No, I haven’t seen Tezaab. Sorry, Sweetie! Even in the 80s, I had class! Here, drool on Madhuri […]