On the road in the U.S. means discovering a few good, some not-so-good and many ugly Indian restaurants. Lunching at Mantra, one of those not-so-good Indian restaurants in Paramus, NJ. Borrowing a page from Bollywood movies, Indian restaurants in the U.S. fail at the most basic level – Unclean plates, slipping over common curries and […]
Oh boy, this is a first for us. A 45-minute orga*m in public. No kidding. Folks, the food at Madras Woodlands (Hillside Ave, New Hyde Park) vegetarian restaurant is so good we just came. And kept coming and coming! 😉 God, if we were to die tonight we’d have no regrets (except, maybe for watching […]
Southern Spice is now closed (via iPhone) Lunching at Southern Spice in Flushing (near the Ganesh Temple). Lousy. Lousy. Lousy. Comprende? Lousy food. Lousy desserts. Lousy service. Full review coming later. Update After reading a report in the New York Times that Sridhar Rathnam, the owner of Madras Cafe, a NYC vegetarian restaurant we liked, […]
You blocks, you stones, you worse than senseless things! O, you hard hearts, you cruel men of Bollywood Be gone! Be gone! Run to your houses, fall upon your knees Pray to the gods to intermit a plague like Kambakkht Ishq That needs must light on the ingratitude of Akshay Kumar and Kareena Kapoor. Did […]
Whip me. Please, whip me harder. Harder, harder. Yes, folks. You guessed right. We are in the theatre waiting for Kambakkht Ishq to start. There are about 35 other masochists in the hall. Who knew there were so many desis in New Jersey desperate to get their asses whipped.
Kambakkht Ishq – Fails to Shine at Box Office Kambakkht Ishq Review – Must Miss, Sick Garbage; Don’t Waste Your Money Breaking News – Akshay Kumar is the new Abhishek Bachchan. You know, the name that’s synonymous with garbage. Akshay’s Kambakkht Ishq is already drawing withering scorn from movie critics. Here are some of the […]