Want to Get Rid of Your Child? Head to Nebraska

This is one of those Only in America stories. The American media is all atwitter about a Nebraska law that lets parents abandon their young children without facing serious repercussion. Nebraska’s Safe Haven Law allows parents to abandon a child at a hospital without fear of prosecution. According to Nebraska’s safe-haven law: No person shall […]

Desi Butcher Vikram Pandit Massacres 50,000

Not since Emperor Ashoka invaded Kalinga in 261 BC and left a battlefield overflowing with blood has any other desi inflicted so much destruction and misery as the desi butcher a.k.a Citigroup CEO Vikram Pandit. Call it the Monday morning bloody massacre. Citigroup CEO Vikram Pandit, who’s in over his head at the financial supermarket, […]

Vikram Pandit & Shitty oops Citi Shares

For some time now, we have believed that desi butcher Vikram Pandit is the wrong man for the top job at Citigroup. Other than butchering tens of thousands of jobs at Citigroup and presiding over the departure of top executives like Sallie Krawcheck, Pandit has done little to boost morale or significantly improve the business […]

Kuruvi Hero Enacts Korangu Drama

Vijay, the hero of Kuruvi that should have more appropriately been called K*&thi given its depraved quality, organized a Unnavrutham (hunger strike) drama in Chennai today, according to media reports from India. Although Tamils in Tamil Nadu (including the film stars) claim that the protests and ‘hunger strikes’ are to show sympathy for the Sri Lankan Tamils, […]

Why Just 15 Minutes? Cut 2 Hrs:45 Min of VA, Please

We are seeing reports from India that the butchers behind the abominable crap show Vaaranam Aayiram have chopped 15 minutes from the movie. That is so goddamn unfair. We strongly recommend that the producers (is it Aascar Film…considering the pathetic quality of their movies it should more appropriately be called Asscar Torture Enterprise) chop 2 […]

Quantum of Solace – Decent Fare

The dissenters may quibble about a chase falling short, a car still being shiny after a dusty race or some other pedestrian goof. Or even, good lord, that Bond is human with human feelings after all, just like us ordinary mortals. But we’ve always believed that a James Bond movie is more than the sum […]