Greedy Desi Butcher Vomits All Over the Place

Yeah, yeah we’re talking about Vikram Pandit and Citigroup (of which Pandit is CEO). Who else could it be when we refer to the greedy desi butcher, the bozo who fired tens of thousands while feeding like a pig at the trough. Vikram Pandit, of course. This morning Shittygroup Citigroup announced full year 2009 results […]

R.I.P. Nagarahaavu Ramachari a.k.a Vishnuvardhan

Veteran Kannada film actor Vishnuvardhan, who shot to fame with his memorable portrayal of the character Ramachari in the 1972 classic Nagarahaavu,died today of cardiac arrest in Mysore. He was 59. Although Vishnuvardhan acted in dozens of films in a 37-year career, he was best known for his role of the embittered young man Ramachari […]

Meet an Indian Heroine

Schmucks, we’re not talking here of those skimpily clad Bollywood things swaying their hips and thrusting their pelvis forward in one of those crude Hindi film dances. We’re speaking here of a real life Indian heroine, not the reel-life Bollywood or Kollywood bimbos. Lost Cause Given the rampant exploitation and injustice in India, we’ve often […]

Obama is a Shameless Hussy; Accepts Nobel

Our President Barack Obama disappointed us all mightily today. At a morning press conference in the White House Rose Garden, President Obama said he’d accept the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize. In his remarks, Obama justified his acceptance on the ground that the Nobel Prize is sometimes a means to give momentum to a set of […]

Obama gets Nobel Peace Prize. Why?

Obama is a Shameless Hussy; Accepts Nobel U.S. President Barack Obama has been awarded the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize leaving us baffled and irritated. Barack Obama Announcing the decision earlier today, the Norwegian Nobel Committee highlighted Obama’s extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples and special importance to Obama’s vision of and […]

Chemistry Nobel for Venkatraman Ramakrishnan, Jai Ho

Jai ho, Karuppiah. Oh boy, our Karuppiahs a.k.a Tamils are all over the place. No kidding. Indian-American Venkatraman Ramakrishnan has won the 2009 Nobel Prize in Chemistry for his work on mapping the ribosomes at the atomic level. Born in 1952 in the temple town of Chidambaram in Tamil Nadu, India, Venkatraman got a Ph.D. […]

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