Sankalp South Plainfield – Revoltingly Bad

All ye schmucks can say what you will but when it comes to dishing out the worst possible food, you just can’t beat these New Jersey shitholes like Sankalp South Plainfield masquerading as Indian restaurants. Completely clueless in the kitchen, utterly hopeless in the service department and totally remorseless in their overall attitude, most Indian […]

Aisha = Garbage, Say Critics

When two grossly underqualified little twits put out a movie, can it be anything but gross. Right, na? Folks, critics have given Aisha the thumbs down. Here are excerpts from a sample of critical reviews of Aisha: * DNA: Debut director Rajshree Ojha has made a mess and she has only herself and her writer […]

Endhiran Music Review – If Rahman Farts, is it Still Music?

Enthiran Box Office – Unimpressive Average Gross Enthiran Review – Orgy of Stupidity Emmathitanga Ayyo, Emmathitanga (they’ve cheated us, God, they’ve cheated us). A BIG disappointment. 🙁 A.R.Rahman and Shankar have taken Tamil music fans for a ride with the Endhiran album. Endhiran’s music is nowhere in the class of Rahman’s Slumdog Millionaire or his […]

House of Dosas Hicksville Review – Even Monkeys Can Cook Better

Run from the South Indian Impostor (File photo) In our ceaseless, unrelenting quest for a good Dosa, we’ve been known to haunt the major highways and small bylanes of New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Delaware and Virginia in an obsessive-compulsive-ferocious frenzy. Kinda like Dr. Hunter ‘Gonzo’ Thompson searching for the American Dream in Las Vegas. […]

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