Who’s My Daddy? America Producing Fewer Bastards

Hell. we can hardly recognize our country (U.S., not India) anymore. You see, we live in strange times. A Black man occupies the White House! Democrats are losing support of their core base. And now comes the startling news that Americans are producing fewer bastards (i.e. illegitimate children) and teens are making fewer babies. Is […]

Band Baaja Baaraat BO – Bada Disaster

If we’ve said it once, we’ve said it a gazillion times – that creature Anushka Sharma is not Bollywood star material. Maybe, an extra at the back of a crowd scene. We’re reminded of what Stalin once told Lenin’s wife. In a fury, the Russian leader told Lenin’s wife that just because she used the […]

Tamil Gen. Punnaku Pandi Desperate, ViShitting U.S.; Vettaikaran Turns Pitchaikaran, $15 For Dinner Seat

Ilaya-thalai-illadhi-pathi of Punnaku Pandi movies fame (see end of this post) is a haunted soul these days. Before we get started, let’s anoint our beloved Kollywood actor General Punnaku Pandi (in deference to a character Punnaku Pandi in one of his movies). After all, a General without a noun is like a decorated soldier without […]

Holy Cow, Facebook Valued at $41b

Social networking web site Facebook, which lets little twits with lotsa time on their hands exchange silly little notes on their babies, their babes, their boyfriends and other equally inane subjects, is valued at $41 billion. This would make Facebook the third largest online business by valuation, after Google and Amazon.com. A Bloomberg report today […]

Galaxy Tab Wins Decent Reviews from WSJ, NYT

Apple’s iPad, which has had the Tablet field for itself since it debuted six months back, is getting its first real competition with the launch Samsung’s Galaxy Tab. In what must surely be welcome news to Samsung’s designers, both the Wall Street Journal and the New York Times have given the Galaxy Tab favorable reviews […]

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