Barack Obama is not a saint. Truth be said there are no saints in the world. Only evildoers and less evildoers. But compared to a lot of scumbags out there in the world, at least once in a while Obama tries to do something good for the 99%. That’s more than can be said of […]
We bet you haven’t seen anything like this, not even in Incredible India. Bizarre, indeed. Curry Holes on Oak Tree Road On a short, four-mile stretch of Oak Tree Road that runs through the New Jersey towns of Iselin and Edison in Middlesex County, there are now 56 Indian restaurants. Yes, schmucks. We said 56. […]
South Indian fatso Madhavan and the worst actor in the Milky Way galaxy aka Ritesh Deshmukh have as much box office appeal as a cockroach. Signing these two buffoons for a movie without other star-power is a sure sign that the producer is a retard. A complete retard. The Madhavan-Bipasha Basu starrer Jodi Breakers and […]
************************************ Important – Does anyone remember how many Bollywood, Kollywood, Tollywood etc films were nominated for the 84th Oscars. We misplaced our calculator and can’t total up the numbers. 😉 ************************************ 11:34PM And now for the Biggest Award of the night. Tom Cruise presents Best Picture Oscar to The Artist (Producer: Thomas Langmann) 11:30PM ET […]
(For Hari Jr) I am a barber by profession, murderer by accident, and today a human because of you. – A repentant Vidyasagar (Rajinikanth) to Archana (Sridevi) in the Tamil film Johnny (1980) Considering the abysmal quality of most Tamil movies that are made by schmucks for schmucks, the over three-decades-old Johnny is a darn good […]
What do you do when you can’t afford an iPhone? Not iPorn, silly. 😉 We meant iPhone. Yes, that thing that lets you swipe your fingers and make the screen go this side and that or do that pinchy-squeezy thing to make Kate Upton’s tatas grow bigger right before your ogling eyes. Oh yes, the iPhone […]