* Padma Shri for having babies? – Bollywood actress Kajol has received a Padma Shri award from the Government of India. The only noteworthy thing Kajol has done in the last decade is to have two babies. Say, do they award Padma Shris in India for having babies? Another actress Tabu also won the Padma […]
How many of you schmucks can even locate Algeria on a map. (Hint: Algeria is not a river, ocean or mountain. No, definitely not the name of Rajinikanth’s next movie.) 😉 Folks, the Nominations for the 83rd Academy Awards a.k.a. Oscars were announced today. Algeria has an entry in Outside the Law, (directed by Rachid […]
Amazon Web Services today rolled out a new, scalable service aimed at making it easy for businesses and developers to blast out bulk (euphemism for spam) and transactional email. Amazon is promising that its new Cloud offering dubbed Simple Email Service (SES) will eliminate the complexity and expense of building an in-house email solution or […]
* Sick F*cks in Jammu & Kashmir – No, you cannot hoist the Indian National Flag in the Muslim-dominated, disputed state of Jammu & Kashmir. Should you try, you’ll be deported to India. Ha ha ha. Somebody, please kick out these two idiots Omar Abdullah and Manmohan Singh. (The Hindu) * Income Tax Raids on […]
Dhobi Ghat Review – Less Dhobi, More Phony Thank You, God (Allah, Ram, Jesus or wateva be your f*cking name). Thank you with all our heart for sinking this mediocre shit a.k.a Dhobi Ghat. Folks, the much publicized Aamir Khan produced Dhobi Ghat failed to generate even half-million dollars at the U.S. box office. What […]
(For the beer-swilling SI Blog reader Gandhiji) Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. – Ogden Nash Idle minds mouths will drink anything. 😉 As many of our readers have hinted on occasion, time hangs heavily on our hands. So when a SI blog reader brought up Arrogant Bastard beer last night, we were game […]