Hear, hear, all ye schmucks on a priapaic tear – Spanish women are the greatest online flirters. No, we are not making that up. A social networking site we’ve never heard of (Badoo), which claims to have done a global study on this super-important subject, says Spanish women are over twice as likely as American […]
Akshay Kumar aka Trash King for his insufferably trashy Bollywood movies is back. This Diwali, Akshay Kumar’s Action Replayy will fight Golmaal 3 (Ajay Devgan) for the chance to dip into the wallets of Bollywood fans. If you believe the rumors, Action Replayy is inspired by the old Hollywood blockbuster Back to the Future. We […]
Ha ha ha, the four crazy witches of the Republican and/or Tea Party – Sharron Angle, Christine O’Donnell, Meg Whitman and Carly Fiorina – have lost. Folks, that’s cause for celebration despite the Democrats loss of the House. * Meg Whitman spent over $160 million and still lost. Some things money can buy and for […]
With one foot in the grave and lingering in the twilight years of our life there are few solaces left us save music, movies and books. Here are some of the tracks we’ve purchased over the last few months (all from iTunes): * Tere Bin Zindagi Se (Hindi) – A Lata Mangeshkar-Kishore Kumar charmer from […]
Tomorrow is election day, schmucks. Make sure you show them Republican and Tea Party mothaf*ckas who’s boss. Democrats may not have met all your expectations or ours. And Obama failed to get us the Public Option in the Health Care Bill and the Afghanistan War is still a mess. Thank the Lord, we at least […]
There must be a reason why some people refer to this consumer electronics store chain as Worst Buy. In our experience, the customer (dis)service reps at Worst Buy oops Best Buy are often ill-informed, mostly snooty and invariably pressure you to purchase their warranty service. Plus, there are not enough customer reps if you have […]