Give ‘Em Hell, Barack

Tonight, our President Barack Obama gives one of the most important speeches of our era as he takes on the motherf***ing quarter of America’s doctors, insurance companies and hospitals and their pimps in Congress (the Republican Congressmen and Senators) in an address to a joint session of Congress at 8PM ET. We’ve endured enough nonsense […]

Scared of Swine Flue? Try Panchyagavvya Ghrut

All ye desi chickens scared of Swine Flu. Take heart. Help is at hand. Closer than you think. India’s Go-Vigyan Kendra has a remedy in Panchyagavvya Ghrut. And pray what is this Panchyagavvya Ghrut? Oh, that’s a mixture including cow urine, dung, curd, milk and ghee. Sounds yummy, na? Here’s an excerpt from the Bloomberg […]

Cry for Jani

The L.A. Times (our former favorite newspaper) had a moving story the other day on a 6-year-old schizophrenic girl Jani (full name: January Schofield). After reading about Jani, do you schmucks still believe in God?

Red Wine, Puliodharai & Vegetable Shami Kebab

In the interest of the longevity of this blog, our own longevity on this planet and the longevity of your own entertainment, we suddenly decided a short while ago to jump on the Red Wine bandwagon. As all but the schmucks know by now, Red Wine is considered to be good for the heart (don’t […]

Amazing America 1 – Rape, the American Way

If rape is inevitable, lie back and enjoy it, Confucious is reported to have said. Since we were not there, we can’t vouch for the authenticity of what Confucious may or may not have said on the matter of spreading one’s legs. But we can most definitely certify to the authenticity of one of the […]

Obama – Do Not Believe These Doctor Motherfu***rs

The battle has begun and some major shots will be fired tomorrow. Yes, the battle to continue to deny healthcare to the 75 million uninsured and underinsured Americans is in full play now. Noble Side On the good side is our President Barack Obama and other civilized humans with their grand, worthy vision of providing […]

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