Who Says NYC Restaurants are Just for Eating

People do it in the strangest of places. In closets. In the air (you schmucks heard of the Mile-High Club?). Under water. In the car while driving. In the White House Oval Office. In school staff rooms (we’ve seen it). In trains. In churches. In buses (we’ve seen heard the noise). On the office table […]

OMG, It’s the End of the World – Steve Jobs Resigns as Apple CEO; Is Steve Dying? Millions Orphaned

Friends, Schmucks and Über-Schmucks, the world as we all have known it for decades is ending. Darkness has descended on the planet. It’s with a heavy heart that we bring you the sorry news that the Messiah I-Messiah of Digital America aka Steve Jobs has stepped down as CEO of Apple, the company he co-founded […]

OMG, Did Delaware Just Experience an Earthquake?

OMG. A few minutes back, around 1:49PM ET, we felt the whole house shake. Not a mild shake but something more severe. You know, this side and that as if it was going to collapse. It lasted about 15-20 seconds. We rushed out in fear. Only to see our African-American neighbor running out of his […]

HP Waves the White Flag, Kills TouchPad in 49 Days

A bleeding, beaten, crushed HP today waved the white flag at Apple today, abandoning its fledgling moves into the tablet market. Folks, if we’ve said it once, we’ve said it a million times. There is only one tablet that matters – Apple iPad. And smart, thinking people including yours truly are buying only the iPad. […]

It’s iPad or No Pad, Say Consumers

Let the Gurujis and other clowns say what they will, but the people have spoken. When it comes to tablets, the people want Apple’s iPads or nothing. We couldn’t agree with them more. After using the iPad 2 for a couple of months, we confess this widget is our new inamorata, in bed and out. […]

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