Jab Tak Hai Jaan Review – Don’t Miss It

Jab Tak Hai Jaan is the rare Bollywood movie that leaves even discerning, querulous moviegoers like yours truly with a smile. Note to Serial Whiners like SI – Be warned now, there’s not much to complain about with this film. A Classy Entertainer A grand finale to the late Yash Chopra’s decades-long Bollywood career, Jab […]

Chikni Chameli – Ugly, Slutty, Trashy

Dear God, Have you lost it completely? Never mind. That was just a rhetorical question. We find it so distressing that your callous indifference to the most basic elements of quality has reached epic heights. That you could allow such a loathsome and disgustingly crude item number like Chikni Chameli to see the light of […]

Mere Brother Ki Dulhan Box Office – Even Trash Sells

If we’ve said it once, we’ve said it a million times. Indians love trash. Oh yeah, they just love to watch trash. Particularly, the trashy Bollywood films. Trashier the better for Indians living in America. Here’s how the new Bollywood film Mere Brother Ki Dulhan fared at the U.S. box office for the opening September […]

Mere Brother Ki Dulhan Review – Ugh, Garbage

Do you think I’m a bitch, a tart?….You must be thinking I’m a slut? – Katrina Kaif’s character Dimple Dixit to Imran Khan’s Kush Agnihotri in Meri Brother Ki Dulhan Duh, Katrina. Does the Sun Rise in the East? Is Barack Obama Black? Is Manmohan Singh a poodle? Does Salman Khan like to drive over […]