Bodyguard Box Office – Tasteless Desis Lap Up Trash

U.S. desis have just proved their immense love for gobbling up stinking trash.

Bollywood criminal Salman Khan’s latest crap-show Bodyguard, which released in the U.S. last Wednesday, has grossed $1.36 million from August 31-September 5.

That’s not an impressive figure compared to My Name is Khan (Shahrukh Khan) or 3 Idiots (Aamir Khan) but for a horrendous piece of garbage like Bodyguard a gross collection of $1.36 million is a sin.

Shameful Reflection

The box office collections for Bodyguard are a shameful reflection on the obscene and poor taste of Indians in the U.S.

Any other audience but Indians, viewers would have spat on the screen and stormed out of the movie hall in disgust at the trashy spectacle on the screen.

Folks, to put it mildly Bodyguard is a crude piece of shit unfit to be released on movie screens.

Of course, Bodyguard was helped by its Eid release and the fact that the movie’s hero is a Muslim. Our hypothesis is that besides Indians, the movie must have attracted hordes of Pakistanis and Bangladeshis.

As the wise souls of SearchIndia.com have often said, you can take the Indian out of India but not the India out of Indians.

Here’s how Bodyguard fared at the U.S. box office compared to some prominent Bollywood films:

Bodyguard Box Office - Unimpressive

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9 Responses to "Bodyguard Box Office – Tasteless Desis Lap Up Trash"

  1. rama dasa   September 6, 2011 at 8:56 pm

    my college calender actually has the Muslim holy dates on it, but interestingly enough, doesnt have Diwali or Ram Navami…wonder why

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    You write: my college calender actually has the Muslim holy dates on it,

    Does your college follow the Hijri calendar?

    Tuesday 8 SHawwal 1432 A.H. (today’s date as per Hijri Calendar). 😉

    • rama dasa   September 6, 2011 at 9:22 pm

      no idea! Just shows when Eid,Ramadan ect. begin and end

      SearchIndia.com Responds:

      We were walking around the Upper East Side of NYC the other day. Around 2:30PM, a Muslim cab driver stopped his cab, rolled out a small carpet and started doing his Namaaz right on the sidewalk. Took some pictures.

      • rama dasa   September 6, 2011 at 9:33 pm

        We actually have a Muslims student council at our sister campus 20 min.north,interesting how soon they spring up…I have yet to see one bloody Hindu,Jain,Sikh or Indian Christian student council anywhere in Ohio!

  2. vjcool   September 6, 2011 at 11:53 pm

    watched Fantastic Mr. Fox on TV today, nice movie. Remembered you reviewed it, couldn’t find it . Have you skipped reviewing it?.

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    Hard for us to get excited with Animation films although we’re more than impressed with Avatar: The Last Airbender. Seen three episodes so far.

  3. MadAtBollywood   September 7, 2011 at 1:47 am

    I am the blessed soul who didn’t spend my hard-earned money for this garbage. I’d rather give that money to a homeless person here in LA downtown 🙂

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    You write: I am the blessed soul who didn’t spend my hard-earned money for this garbage.

    Watch out, you might end up as road-kill in Artesia or Cerritos….Yes, Salman Khan is in the U.S. right now. Rumor has it that he’s looking to buy a SUV. 😉

    • rama dasa   September 7, 2011 at 8:47 pm

      I wonder what ol’Salmanji’s response was to the attacks?

      SearchIndia.com Responds:

      Salmanji is recuperating in NYC after surgery in Pittsburgh for a neurological disorder that was causing him pain in the face!

      And who gives a rat’s ass what a drunk-driving murderer’s response to the attack is.

      It’s kinda like asking Ivan the Terrible what he thinks of people.

  4. vjcool   September 7, 2011 at 5:48 am

    sad:

    http://in.news.yahoo.com/live–blast-outside-delhi-high-court.html

    seems to have become more frequent.

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    What’s new? 🙁

    • Naveen   September 7, 2011 at 2:49 pm

      http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/Black-Wednesday-Blast-at-Delhi-high-court-kills-11-injures-76/articleshow/9899248.cms

      Indian Parliament was attacked, The Capital’s High Court has been bombed, has been the Financial capital was / is/ will be gang-raped multiple times. The response is “We will not tolerate terrorism”, “We will give a fitting response” and so on. What really happens is Candle marches followed by night show of BodyGuard at PVR Cinemas.

      Value of life also follows the same demand-supply principle of economics. With such a huge population, it seems to hardly matter to anyone (other than the related) when a few hundred die now and then. The Delhi CM should be arrested for failing in her duty to provide security to the people of Delhi, a negligence which caused death and injury to a large number of people.

      SearchIndia.com Responds:

      You write: Value of life also follows the same demand-supply principle of economics….The Delhi CM should be arrested for failing in her duty to provide security to the people of Delhi,

      1. Indians are considered weak (and rightly so). That’s why every two-bit Terrorist with a few weeks of training from Pakistan lobs a grenade or bomb in Delhi, Mumbai, Varanasi or Hyderabad. As former President Abdul Kalam rightly said, Strength Respects Strength. Fast and Decisive Retaliation is key to project an image of strength.

      2. Indian border with Pakistan is so porous, Kashmiris for the most part are anti-India and our intelligence agencies (IB and RAW) are jokes. High time we fixed all three chinks if we’re serious about preventing more attacks. Failing which, there’ll not be any let-up in the attacks on Indian soil. They’ll continue to happen at monotonous, distressing intervals.

      3. As a first step, that worthless bozo Home Minister P.Chidambaram must be sacked forthwith.

  5. Hari   September 7, 2011 at 10:57 am

    U know, when a person has his birthday on a particular day, all wish him by saying – have a blast!!

    But Kasab took it seriously & on July 13 it resulted in bombs in Mumbai here!!

    These things are happening very often nowadays.. 🙁

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