Saravanaa Bhavan Edison – Murder Most Foul

These days, murder seems to be Saravanaa Bhavan’s raison d’etre. Picture this South Indian vegetarian restaurant’s shady reputation: * Saravanaa Bhavan’s founder P.Rajagopal murders people, literally. * Saravanaa Bhavan founder’s son P.R. Shiva Kumar murders U.S. immigration laws, allegedly. * Saravanaa Bhavan Edison (New Jersey) murders diners, figuratively. Murder most foul, as the Ghost laments […]

MagicJack Review – So Cheap and So Cool

All ye cheapo desis, we know the central mission of your life is to scrimp and shave a nickel here, a dime there, a dollar yonder and, voila, soon you are a millionaire. So, as the patron saint of cheapo desis in the U.S., it’s our raison d’être to find all you guys cheap (and […]

Critics Rape God Tussi Great Ho

One of the worst movies to come out of Bollywood’s sewers lately, God Tussi Great Ho (an outright theft of the Hollywood hit Bruce Almighty) has been right royally screwed by a gaggle of critics. The Economic Times: Director Rumy Jafry’s directorial debut pretends to say something deep and indelible, but ends up being as […]

God Tussi Great Ho – Outright Theft & Ugly as Hell

If you are in Mumbai and looking for some dealers in stolen property, the folks to contact are two kameena (scoundrels) Amitabh Bachchan and Salman Khan. Both these thieves seem to have made a habit of profiting from others’ intellectual property (Examples: Partner (Hitch), Ek Ajanabee (Man on Fire), Hum Kisi Se Kum Nahin (Analyze […]

Bachna Ae Haseeno – Crap & More Crap

Bachna Ae Haseeno – Box Office Disaster Hot News, Hot News. Yash Raj Films won the Bollywood Crap Producer Award on August 15 for faithfully churning out yet another crappy and unimaginative movie. From the folks who brought you unalloyed garbage like Thoda Pyaar Thoda Magic, Tashaan, Aaja Nachle and Laaga Chunari Mein Daag, comes a […]

Critics Hammer Trashy Singh is Kinng

Movie critics have ripped apart Bollywood superstar wannabe Akshay Kumar’s latest trashy movie Singh is Kinng. A disgrace of a movie, Singh is Kinng has the odious distinction of not having a single reedeming element in the entire 2hrs 10min of its screen time. Here’s what some of the movie critics have to say about […]