Mon dieu, we swear we saw heaven during our recent dinner at Madras Palace in Gaithersburg, MD. Amidst the vast wasteland of bad Indian restaurants in the U.S., Madras Palace in Gaithersburg is a beacon of hope for weary aficionados of Indian food. A 100% vegetarian Indian restaurant located at 74 Bureau Drive in Gaithersburg, […]
Never underestimate the genetic propensity of Indians to inflict hideous torture on their fellow citizens. The other day we made the godawful mistake of going to Karaikudi Chettinad on Oak Tree Road in Edison (NJ) and, man, it’s a miracle we’re still alive to tell y’all this sordid tale of woe, misery and suffering. Folks, in […]
As sure as night follows day, if the food at an Indian restaurant in the U.S. is not bad then you can be certain that the service will be Myir-Pudungi (rotten). Yes, go ahead and bet your balls bails on that. You’re on a strong wicket here. No need for any match fixing. 😉 We […]
(A Public Service Blog Post) OMG, OMG, Rats, mice, vermin and food contamination issues? Chola NYC – Restaurant or Pig-Sty? Say, is Chola NYC on E.58th St in Midtown Manhattan an Indian restaurant or a filthy pig-sty. Folks, Rats, Mice, Vermin, Sewage and Food Contamination issues are some of the hygiene problems identified by the […]
When it comes to most Indian restaurants in New York City, the question to ask is how low can these shitholes go. The answer: Really, really low. Believe us, guys. Believe us. Shameless Scumbags First, these Indian restaurants should start hiring real chefs not clueless buffoons who don’t know their way around the kitchen. Second, […]
SI: What about our Masala Chai? Desi Waitress: Very Sorry Sir, I told the cook Masala Chai but he made Masala French Fry! SI: What! (Sotto Voce: Goddamn Jesus ‘Mother F*cking’ Christ. Is your kitchen staffed with baboons who can’t even understand another desi?) White Waitress (in a pleading voice): Sir, would you like to […]