Tezz Trash is Disaster at Box Office

The Ajay Devgn-Anil Kapoor piece of trash Tezz is a disaster at the U.S. box office.

As you can see in the below table, the Tezz junk is one of the worst Bollywood performers at the U.S. box office in recent years.

For the April 27-29, 2012 opening weekend Tezz grossed a pitifully low $148,133 from 97 screens giving it an average per screen of $1,527. Hell, Vicky Donor did much better on far fewer screens.

Here’s how badly Tezz fared at the U.S. box office compared to a few prominent Bollywood Films:

tezz box office report

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4 Responses to "Tezz Trash is Disaster at Box Office"

  1. Naveen   May 2, 2012 at 12:32 am

    Hello SI! It has been ages since you did a restaurant review… all izz well?? avoiding outside food?

    I should be able to do some reviews starting next week in case you choose to send some my way… things were crazily hectic for past few weeks.

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    Howdy, Sweetie! We’re still wrestling with health problems….hence avoiding outside food except for the occasional Chinese Tofu/Bean Curd takeout (usually minimal damage from Chinese food compared to the greasy Indian, Pizza or the Mexican shit).

    We’ll take a look at one of your old e-mails where you listed a bunch of places and get back to you.

    • Naveen   May 2, 2012 at 7:17 pm

      OK

  2. Naveen   May 2, 2012 at 7:16 pm

    Bizarre news!

    http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/nagpur/Drunk-man-rapes-65-year-old-mother-in-law/articleshow/12972725.cms

    Below… what an odd combination of news items in the same section!

    http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/articleshowpics/12961534.cms

    http://photogallery.indiatimes.com/events/mumbai/salman-rani-junoon-match/articleshow/12959961.cms

    http://photogallery.indiatimes.com/celebs/celeb-themes/new-dare-bare-hotties/articleshow/12960802.cms

    http://photogallery.indiatimes.com/news/events/nude-babes-at-exhibition/articleshow/12920195.cms

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    TOI has turned out into a soft-porn newspaper.

    No wonder The Hindu, Hindustan Times and other newspapers find it difficult to compete with them.

    The Hindu’s only hope is to line up Iyengar babes in the buff!;)

  3. Naveen   May 2, 2012 at 7:20 pm

    I couldn’t help but post this news here. For every rape a Tamil does, the Bengali does two!

    http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/Rapes-in-Bengal-twice-Indias-average-reveals-National-Commission-for-Women-report/articleshow/12973757.cms

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    Mamta Didi’s government is second to none in any respect! 😉

    Seriously, West Bengal is the CaliPornia of India, a state that’s completely gone to the dogs and has no hope whatsoever.

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