Mirchi NJ Review – Why Do Such Dumps Exist?

The sad question that came to our mind after a lousy meal at Mirchi Indian restaurant in North Brunswick, NJ: Devuda, Devuda, what grave sin have the citizens of New Jersey committed that they should be subjected to such trashy dumps? These days, it seems every desi bozo in New Jersey with a few coins […]

Karaikudi Chettinad NJ Review – Disgusting, Sick Food

Never underestimate the genetic propensity of Indians to inflict hideous torture on their fellow citizens. The other day we made the godawful mistake of going to Karaikudi Chettinad on Oak Tree Road in Edison (NJ) and, man, it’s a miracle we’re still alive to tell y’all this sordid tale of woe, misery and suffering. Folks, in […]

Sankalp South Plainfield – Revoltingly Bad

All ye schmucks can say what you will but when it comes to dishing out the worst possible food, you just can’t beat these New Jersey shitholes like Sankalp South Plainfield masquerading as Indian restaurants. Completely clueless in the kitchen, utterly hopeless in the service department and totally remorseless in their overall attitude, most Indian […]

Dakshin Iselin Review – Spoiled Food; Clueless Baboons

SI: What about our Masala Chai? Desi Waitress: Very Sorry Sir, I told the cook Masala Chai but he made Masala French Fry! SI: What! (Sotto Voce: Goddamn Jesus ‘Mother F*cking’ Christ. Is your kitchen staffed with baboons who can’t even understand another desi?) White Waitress (in a pleading voice): Sir, would you like to […]